This is a throwback Thursday piece about a job I had once.
Every morning, when you get up, go into the
bathroom and smack yourself roundly about the head. Don’t hold back. There should be a significant amount of pain,
otherwise you are missing the point of the exercise, which is to prepare
yourself for the day ahead. Additionally,
ask members of your immediate family and close friends to randomly strike you
at unexpected intervals. Request in
particular that they attack you when you are doing something they requested or something
you have done for their benefit. This
will also prepare you for your work day.
The purpose of your work is supposedly to
complete a number of tasks for which you were hired based on your expertise in
the area. However, any time you try to
use your expertise in the completion of your task, you will be criticized and
questioned, generally by those who do not have the expertise for which you were
hired. Primarily, this will happen any time you question anything and any time
you want to move off a prescribed path, no matter who prescribed it, but
especially if it was prescribed by someone who does not have your
expertise. So, in reality, your work is
to defend the areas of your expertise to those who don’t have your expertise. This will take up the better portion of your
work day.
Do not expect to be autonomous in anything
that you do. Do not expect to accomplish
your tasks, but fear the results if you do not.
Most importantly, do not dream.
Do not imagine. Do not get
creative. Do not have a vision. Especially, do not use your expertise. When you use your expertise, you are
establishing yourself as an authority over others who want to be the authority,
despite the fact that they do not have your expertise. If you really want to get ahead, try to get
into an area where you have no expertise.
Then question and criticize those who do. This will ensure that you remain in a
position of power.
The purpose of the self inflicted beatings
is to remind yourself you actually chose this path over your previous path
where you actually used your expertise with positive results. Beatings
inflicted by others will help you stay alert and remind you that you never know
from whence the next attack will come.
The beatings also serve to anesthetize you to the beatings inflicted by
those for whom you work.
Those who have gone before you will tell
you that soon you will just not care anymore.
You look forward to the numbness.
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